Slide Command Center — Operation Large Guinness
Laidback crew, brewery hopping—head honcho on watch. Green means go; when the fleet’s quiet we say: Oi!
Head honcho
Green & orange
Slide API
Oi! All quiet at the brewery — nothing on the Last orders board.
Devices The taps
| Name | Hostname | Last seen | Storage |
|---|
| Brawndo | 2026-04-07 19:06:45 | 153.0 GB / 852.8 GB (18%) |
| BiffCo | 2026-04-07 19:06:16 | 109.0 GB / 852.8 GB (13%) |
Agents The crew
| Name | Hostname | Box | Last seen |
|---|
| Brawndo-Plant | d_lli8wgzhg9a6 | 2026-04-07 19:03:46 |
| Brawndo-Files | d_lli8wgzhg9a6 | 2026-04-07 18:59:40 |
| Brawndo-Domain | d_lli8wgzhg9a6 | 2026-04-07 19:03:47 |
| Brawndo-CarWash | d_lli8wgzhg9a6 | 2026-04-07 19:05:28 |
| BiffCo-SQL01 | d_n36kgq06cq96 | 2026-04-07 19:06:09 |
| BiffCo-FS01 | d_n36kgq06cq96 | 2026-04-07 18:58:24 |
| BiffCo-DC01 | d_n36kgq06cq96 | 2026-04-07 19:02:16 |
Open alerts Last orders
| Type | Created | Device | Agent |
|---|
| No last orders — pull up a stool. |